There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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