Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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