Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Randomize
