i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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