he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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