Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
tonight lets celebrate not being married
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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