don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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