the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
Its about making memories worth repressing
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
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