What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
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