I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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