The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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