don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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