the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
Randomize