i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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