I want to stick my p in your. b.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
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