thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
ok first of all what the fuck
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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