perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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