if only i could text you this smell
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
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