i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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