when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
she pinky promised me she was 18
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Randomize
