I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
He kissed a someone with a penis
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
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