Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Randomize
