sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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