definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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