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I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
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