i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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