He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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