I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
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