walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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