I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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