No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Randomize
