Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Randomize
