I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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