He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Randomize
