what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
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