I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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