Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
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