one two three fourrrrnication!
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
Randomize
