i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
You smell like a Billy Joel song
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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