Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
