i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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