If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I am one with the molecules
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Randomize
