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I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
