I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Who died my cat blue again?
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
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