Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
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