I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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