last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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