i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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