Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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