I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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