Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
His nipple licking is glorious
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